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CAUCASIAN WOMAN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to gr*pe all over and make out. Third date: You get to have s*x in the mi**ionary position. Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. JAPANESE WOMAN: First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her p**ties. Third date: You get to have k**ky s*x with her. Then she will bid you sayonara as that was her fling before getting married to a Japanese man. MALAY WOMAN: First date: You get to touch that big br**st of hers. Second date: You get to home base with her. Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised. Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three other times as allowed under Muslim law. CHINESE WOMAN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens either. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMAN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. JEWISH WOMAN: First Date: You get a dynamite bl**job. Second Date: You get another great bl**job. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get he*d again. IRISH WOMAN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have s*x. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have s*x. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have s*x.
Public Comments
- Dating rules from around the world. God you have travelled far. lol
- funny! i've never heard these :)))
- Nice Joke. Enjoyed that one.
- All good ones.................
- haha.....nice joke.......... who comes up with this kind of stuff anyway???
- Ha ha ha.!!! Excellent joke so 10/10.!!! Still laughing here - cheers.!!!
- ha ha ha funny
