Summary: How things will be different With Bush s aid Kurisu safely reached the year 2000 After giving Bush his cut he then went on to give away secrets of the end of time that are now considered well known From MR KURISU Dear Sir I am Mr Kurisu Director of Project Nigeria Ministry of Mining Natural Resources writing this during the end of time I am making this contact with you based on the committee s need for an individual company who is willing to assist us with a solution to a money transfer First and foremost I apologize using this medium to reach you for a transaction business of this magnitude but this is due to the inability to send messages through other mediums through time In unfolding this proposal I want to count on you as a respected and honest person to handle this transaction with sincerity trust and confidentiality I have decided to seek a confidential co operation with you in the execution of the deal described hereunder for the benefit of all parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction Within the Ministry of Mining and Natural Resources where I work as Director of Project Implemention and with the cooperation of four other top officials we have in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Thirty Three Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars US$33 500 000 which we want to transfer to your year 2000 with the assistance and cooperation of a past company individual to receive the said fund on our behalf or a reliable past non company account to receive such funds More so we are handicapped in the circumstances as the South Africa Civil Service Act of End of Time does not allow us to operate past accounts hence your importance in the whole transaction This amount $33 5m represents the balance of the total contract value executed on behalf of my Department by a past contracting firm which we the officials over invoiced deliberately Though the actual contract cost have been paid to the original contractor leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have in principles got the approval to remit by Key Telegraphic Transfer K T T to any past bank account you will provide by filing in an application through the Ministry of Justice here in Nigeria for the transfer of rights and privileges of the former contractor to you I have the authority of my partners involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the transaction your share of the sum will be 10 of the $33 5 million 70 for us and 5 for taxation and miscellaneous expenses and while balance 5 will go to charity organisation The business itself is 100 safe on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality However aid from the Solomon Project has been lacking when we need it most Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this transaction I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint me Endeavor to contact me immediately through my e mail to confirm whether or not you are interested in this deal If you are not it will enable me scout for another foreign partner to carry out this deal I want to assure you that my partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim possible provided you can give us a very strong Assurance and guarantee that our share will be secured and please remember to treat this matter very confidential because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we are still in active Government Service Once again remember that time is of great essence in this transaction I wait in anticipation of your fullest co operation Yours faithfully Mr Kurisu
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